My mum and my sister get to party in London next week. I get to party at the prenatal clinic where a complete stranger puts their nasty hands up my beautiful vagina.
Watch out world, we're having a geetar-playin', paintbrush-swangin', lyric-sangin', poem-readin', poop-poopin' baby! Providing Squeezel doesn't eat it in our sleep.
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and what was I doing, 29 years ago?
If you hadn't let something else up there, the nasty hands would be nowhere near it. You filthy girl. (-:
But I just wanted to show it off a little. :(
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