Quit Touching Yourself

I mean it!
I meeeeeeeeean it.

I keep playing with my nipple.
The pierced one.
I find it fascinating that stuff actually comes out of *three* holes.
Then halfway through squeezing it I think 'you are going to cause SERIOUS lopsided boobage if you don't quit playing, iyeeee! not to mention Thumper may need the goop that's excreting'

I know, I know.
Gross.

In other news, I've been inventing characters to introduce to the sprog when he's born.
I think mummy may have more imaginary friends than he does.
*boing eyes*