I discovered yesterday that I love saying things like:
"I have four ankles"
"I have four NIPPLES too!"
"I HAVE TWENTY TOES RIGHT NOW"
"Um...I may have a penis."
"TWO VAGINAS! TWO VAGINAS!"
It amuses me greatly.
Last night as we lay spooning, the night air quiet, drifting off into a beautiful sleep I mummur....
"You know I have two arseholes, right?"
After ten minutes of snickering, we fall asleep grinning.
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hahahahhahahha.... this is why I love you!!!
Do you have ANY idea how hard it is for me to refrain from quoting you with all that??
Not to mention the uterus-touching-belly button comment.
You're killin' me, button!
i hate it when my partner cracks a funny when i'm about to sleep! Amidst laughter, i scowl...too funny...
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