Or NOT my butt, as the case may be.
The prenatal nurse lifted my top up and said 'oh! no stretch marks! you can still wear your bikini'
I gave her what I hoped was my most strong 'honey you must be joking' look.
Bikini?
Me?
Maybe a kickboxing suit and an angry glare.
I'm not very good at bikinis on the beach.
*scowl*
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2 comments:
Keep putting the cream on love, I didn't have stretch marks til AFTER BabyM was born.
Bah!
No stretch marks? Bikini or no bikini, you a lucky duckie.
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