So now, in my mind as I pack my hospital bag, I hear;
'I don't care HOW MANY brand new Kotex Pads you have, they will NOT get you through broken vagina.'
Two weeks, yo.
TWO WEEKS OF....*shudder*.
*plugs fingers in ears and starts singing*
Thursday, March 12, 2009
That's Just Nasty
So when I was in fifth form my sister Nikki said to me 'I don't care how many brand new highlighters you have, they will NOT get you through School C.'
So now, in my mind as I pack my hospital bag, I hear;
'I don't care HOW MANY brand new Kotex Pads you have, they will NOT get you through broken vagina.'
Two weeks, yo.
TWO WEEKS OF....*shudder*.
*plugs fingers in ears and starts singing*
So now, in my mind as I pack my hospital bag, I hear;
'I don't care HOW MANY brand new Kotex Pads you have, they will NOT get you through broken vagina.'
Two weeks, yo.
TWO WEEKS OF....*shudder*.
*plugs fingers in ears and starts singing*
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5 comments:
Bwahahahahahahha!!!
Broken va jay jay. No bueno. ;)
You're better off stuffing a flat nappy in your pants. That's what I did.
Brok-en vaGIna! Brok-en vaGIna! From doing rude things with a man. Shoulda done rude things with a highlighter instead...
How's this?
Click.
I was really scared to click that link, but now that I have, I've got to know...have you EVER taken a bad photo?
Seriously, I've seen pics of you in all states of Sarah-ness, and you're absofrigginlutely gorgeous in every single one of them.
It's just not fair, I tell you.
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